Heard on the street....

"I don't understand. Why do people build huge windows to let the light in, and then buy huge curtains just to cover them up again?" - Blinds may not be sexy, but they let in light without appeasing peeping-toms or marias.

"What a strange concept to keep and impregnate an animal so you can milk it." - referring to cows of course.. Think about it, an image of a woman made me realize the absurdity of the situation. Kidnapp a woman, get her a hot mate, make sure she's under decent conditions, she can even go for walks (shopping) when she likes, but the milk is yours. Absurd, but I remain a devote milk drinker and cheese eater.